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यस भित्रका खुराकहरु:
संपादकीय Editorial
साताको कुराकानी Interview
साप्‍ताहिक झटारो
हाम्रो बोल
अन्‍रांष्‍ट्रीय खबरहरु
International News
न्‍यूयोर्कमा आगामी कायंक्रमहरु
Upcoming Events in NYC & USA
न्‍यू
योर्क शहरमा एक साँझ
An Evening Out in New York

न्‍यूयोर्कका नेपाली संघ-संस्‍थाहरु
Nepalese Orgs in NYC
न्‍यूयोर्कमा नेपाली ब्‍‍यावसायहरु

Nepalese Business in NYC
अमेरिकामा नेपाली संस्‍थाहर
Nepalese Orgs in USA
अमेरिकामा नेपाली ब्‍‍यावसायहर
Nepalese Business in USA
समकालिन साहित्य-रचना
Contemporary Writings

कविता Poetry
मनोरन्जन Entertainment
दोहोरी लोक भाकाहरु सुनौं
Nepalese Folk Music & Dance
पाठक प्रतिकृया Readers' Comments
Audio Archive/Video Archive
नेपालका आदिवासी-जनजातिहरु
Indigenous People of Nepal

प्रवासी नेपाली संस्थाह्‍रू
Nepali Diaspora Orgs

Nepali News Media
नेपाली पत्रपत्रिकाहरू

दैनिक Daily
साप्‍ताहिक Weekly

Monthly & Other Media
Nepali Online Portals
Nepali Radio / F.M. / TV
Mr. Sardar's Sense of Humor

(1) Mr. Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch of a tree regularly.

A man asks why he does this. Mr. S., "I've been promoted as Branch Manager."

(2) Mr. S. standing below a tube light with a open mouth.......WHY? asked someone.

Because my doctor advised me "Today's dinner should be light."

(3) Mr. S. told his servant: "Go and water the plants."

Servant: "It's already raining."

Mr. S.: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

(4) A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 seconds a women gives birth to a kid.

Mr. S. stands up and says- "We must find & stop her!."

(5) A man asked Mr. S., "Why Prime Minister Manmohan Singh goes walking at the evening not in the morning?"

Mr. S. replied "Oh, Don't know this? Arey bhai, Manmohan is PM not AM".

(6) Mr. S. was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife wondered and asked, "What you are doing ?"

"I am seeing how I look while sleeping."



















   
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