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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big.....I mean
really big, I bet your butt is bigger than our barbecue grill".
With that he proceeded to get the measuring tape and measures the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom.
"Yes I was right ....Your butt is two inches wider than our barbecues
grill".
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in the bed, the husband is feeling little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?".....he asks.
She answers....
DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO FIRE UP THIS BIG GRILL FOR ONE LOUSY
LITTLE SAUSAGE ?
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