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Banta's Letter to Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' and
he ran up to 'Amritsar' ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that
we can sit after clicking.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own an old scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot tracing the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,

Banta

P.S. And one last question : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS ?

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